Unless you have been living under a rock that does not have Internet access, you probably have noticed the stories of the last week concerning Facebook’s Terms of Service. If you are one of these unfortunate souls, let me sum up: Facebook had terms of service that were unfair, Facebook made them more unfair, media firestorm, Facebook returns to the unfair terms of service. Seriously though, the terms of service have always been bad. Essentially they say that whenever you write or post something to Facebook, you are giving Facebook a license into perpetuity to do whatever they want, including to sell to other people. Up until recently, that license would end when you stopped using Facebook’s service. Facebook, however, realized that either (a) they want to keep using your content; or (b) if they don’t have a license, they have to delete your comments etc. on other people’s pages. So they fixed this problem by making the license into perpetuity without termination.
Now Facebook is trying to get its users to write a “Bill of Rights.” The idea that you have any rights on the Internet is ridiculous, but it is particularly absurd when you are talking about Facebook. The venture capitalists that “own” Facebook own another property; it’s called In-Q-Tel, and it is the private company that fronts for the CIA. If you don’t believe this little conspiracy theory, fear not. Even if Facebook is not just handing your information over to the intelligence community, the intelligence community can get that information at any time with little more than an administrative subpoena. Similarly, if you are less concerned about government monitoring than private companies, don’t you worry. Facebook is in the business of selling your information to others. Sure advertisers are usually sold a black box where they don’t actually know who you are personally, but it is highly unlikely that Facebook wouldn’t hand over your information for the right price. Furthermore, it is equally likely that when Facebook collapses (like a flan in a cupboard), which is inevitable since it has yet to monetize its service, its creditors will claim your information as an asset that the company can use to offset its debts.
Also, as a reminder, in case you have not realized the horror show yet, you and I are not the only ones on Facebook. There are a lot of artists that have been using Facebook to market their music, images, or words. Whenever those artists uploaded a video of their work—you guessed it—they were giving Facebook a license to use and sell that work to whomever they want at whatever rates they want.
The idea that you could put your information out on Facebook and maintain any privacy or control is ludicrous. Instead, you should just recognize that you have given up all of your rights to that behemoth in exchange for checking your friend’s status message, and be content with the idiotic state you have put yourself in.
And now your just dessert:

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Joshua L. Simmons Main Intellectual Property, Internet, Privacy